Hitch Hiking Says a Lot About the Man

Posted by HB Friday, March 12, 2010

My previous post was about a new book, You Say More Than You Mean, and indicated that certain gestures indicate how we will act and respond to others.

Turns out the book is a best seller. I want in on the book business. My working title is You can hitch hike, but you can't hide.

For example, take a look at the hitch hiking photo above. What does it say to you? Here are a few hints. This guy is not very smart. Why would you be standing on train tracks trying to bum a ride when you are more likely to be run over by the train than get a ride?

Is this a guy or gal? Based on the pink sweat shirt, you might say it's a woman. Based on the fact that I took the picture, I say man.

It obviously is an insecure man. You can tell by his fingernails being bitten to the quick. This man is either very poor or obsessive compulsive. The poor is based on the frayed sleeves of his sweat shirt. The obsessive compulsive is base on the fact that in every photo we have seen in previous posts of this man, he is always wearing the same sweat shirt.

So here is what we know. This guy is insecure, introverted and in need...of new blog material or a new sweat shirt.

Here's another picture that shows my insecurity. I took this shot in hopes that it would be artsy and I could be as good of a photographer as my niece.

The beauty of this shot is not in the composition, but in the fact that I only had to step out my back door, walk a couple of hundred yards and shoot it. If you don't like the photo, you have to at least love the blue sky in mid March in Utah.
For real photos, check out my niece. She doesn't need the business, but I need the suck up points.

1 Responses to Hitch Hiking Says a Lot About the Man

  1. Anonymous Says:
  2. I'm just wondering if that person is looking for stray golf balls in the wrong place. ???


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