Capsizing and Cougars Capturing National Championship

Posted by HB Thursday, April 8, 2010

I watched a show last night about the scientific advances that have been made in reading people's minds. It also detailed the research that is being done in reading brain waves to allow people to control mechanical devices simply with their minds. It was interesting.

I have decided to let you have a try at reading my mind and brain. See what you can decipher and decode about what I was thinking when this snapshot below of my brain was taken late last night.

This is a multiple choice test.

a. I need to eat more fish oil if I want to control the world with my mind.

b. I hope people don't think I'm pea-brained.

c. I can't believe people actually read this blog.

d. If the guy in the video below can get elected to Congress, nothing is impossible and BYU can certainly win another national championship in football.


  1. Paul Says:
  2. Wow! I had no idea that level of stupidity was possible, even amongst our democratically controlled Congress. I guess I can plainly see how the health care bill passed. In the immortal words of Wesley from The Princess Bride he "truly has a dizzying intellect."

  3. Rod Says:
  4. This guy looks and sounds like he's just finished listening to Rush Limbaugh. That's what it does to a person. I'm surprised the officer could keep a straight face through this.

  5. Anonymous Says:
  6. 1- hey Rod, if this dude had been listening to Rush, he sure as hell would know that Guam won't "tip over" if it has too many people on one side of the island. How dumb are *you*??
    2 - this guy is obviously a lefty-liberal. How do I know that? Cuz he's stoopid!!

  7. Anonymous Says:
  8. It is this sort of extensive, exhaustive analysis that has brought us Obamacare. Heaven help us! Maybe that’s why Harry Reid voted against his own bill TWICE before someone corrected him and he voted for it.

  9. Anonymous Says:
  10. Folks, I live in Northern Virginia -- and to our great detriment as a nation, this kind of stupidity is rampant and visible every day. To make it worse, these clowns are even proud of themselves. Sometimes I'm not sure whether to laugh first, and then puke -- or do it in the opposite order. Don't worry, Rod -- If I puke, I promise to aim it away from you.

    Yours Truly


    P.S. -- Another note to Rod: Limbaugh won't hurt your brain, nor Hannity, nor Levin, nor Beck. If you think that these guys make you stupid, you need to get a year's subscription to the Washington Post. You will love it...and, by the way, enjoy the ride while the second shoe drops on the U.S. economy.

  11. Anonymous Says:
  12. Professor Beck High School Diploma
    Rush Limbaugh High School Diploma

    These are great mentors!

    Keep watching and listening. You are certain to grow and develop.

  13. Anonymous Says:
  14. Don't sell short the ability of Congress to capsize anything stable. Laws haven't prevented them from turning things upside down thus far.

    Another Cougar nat'l championship now seems possible... after Guam goes belly up, but only while Democrats still have the power of illogical change.

  15. tescon Says:
  16. Bill Gates...high school diploma

    (my boss...and employer of 80k others...even though he 'officially' is not running the show)


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