Testosterone Therapy Isn't Cheap

Posted by HB Wednesday, November 10, 2010
I'm officially an old man. I have lost hair, energy, muscle mass, distance off my golf drives and other things. I had a friend tell me that I should purchase some testosterone cream and it would solve all of those issues. The friend said that I needed to simply rub the cream on my body and I would be a new man.

I asked where it would be rubbed and who would be doing the rubbing. I passed on the cream and looked for a tried and true source of increased testosterone.

I bought a truck. Nothing says vibrant and virile and masculine and macho like a man and his truck.

I bought the truck in August. I got a great deal on it, but I soon found out that real testosterone therapy isn't cheap.

 In September, my truck had its own testosterone and transmission issues. Ten days ago, it overheated because of a bad intake gasket. I tried rubbing some cream on it, but it didn't work.

The truck and I have a lot in common. Turns out, just like me, it had a cracked head.

Masculinity means money. I could have had a nice face lift for what it cost me to fix my testosterone transportation.

All is not lost. In the last three months, I have made 16 trips to the county dump. Sometimes I actually haul trash to the dump. There is something about a man, his truck and the dump that simply screams testosterone.

"I got it and you don't. "

If anything else on the truck breaks in the near future, I will have to revert back to the geriatric genre of no hair, no muscle mass, no energy, shorter golf drives and no more money to fix my truck and low testosterone levels.


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Hefty Baby..................Healthy Boy

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